sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

(Source: im-moving-yo, via omg3lazg)

  • Joey: It just seems so futile, you know ? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
  • Chandler: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.